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Hi. I’m Wolfgang. I have a little brother called Merlin, and my parents are the girl that writes this blog (DotS) and Jeffrey.

I don’t like winterstorm Nemo. And I will tell you why.

First of all, Jeffrey was stuck in a hotel last night after work because of the snow. All schools and businesses closed early, and everyone got to go home and enjoy an early start to the weekend. But I guess hospitals don’t work that way. DotS and Jeffrey were really excited to become doctors… until they realized that that means being “essential personnel” for the rest of their lives.

Second of all, being a dog really limits my bathroom-going opportunities. Especially when you’re a good dog like me, who only goes outside on the grass. So last night when DotS was like, “You wanna go outside?!!” and let me out into the middle of a BLIZZARD, I felt deceived. Did she actually expect me to do my business in those conditions? The wind was crazy. The snow was deep. I was cold. And where the flip was my grass?!

I needed to pee, but I was excited! I was miserable, but I wanted to play! Then I got distracted, and started rolling in the snow. Then it got all caught in my long hair, and I started to shiver. I demanded to be let back in the house, and made a huge mess when all the snow melted off my hair. Then I got angry because my bladder was full, and I started barking senselessly. Then she didn’t feed me dinner so I wouldn’t need to poop. And then she went to bed! THE NERVE!

NEMO IS THE WORST.

The next morning DotS grabbed a shovel and for 45 minutes dug out a path for me that led to a tree. She thinks she’s so smart. What, just because I’m a dog I’m gonna run to the first tree available?! Hmph. Obviously, I refused to pee again. What does she think I am, an animal?

Finally, after she’d had her morning coffee and bowl of cereal, and watched one unnecessary episode of “Hoarders: buried alive,” she had some sense knocked into her and she carried me out onto the plowed street.

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She dressed me in my thick coat and winter boots. I looked like a fool, but my paws didn’t freeze off.

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The snow drift outside our house was like 3 feet tall. I’m glad she carried me. The snow went up to her thighs!

After 20 minutes of walking up and down the street, I did it.

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See how good I did? I also pooped. But she didn’t feel the need to photograph that for some reason. I went an entire 18 hours without having an accident. BOO-YAH! I’m pretty much every dog-owner’s dream.

When I was finally ready to go inside and be warm again, I had to pose through an interminable amount of useless pictures. Ugh. She’s so predictable. And irrational.

Seriously. What could possibly be interesting about me standing on the snow-buried table?

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But at the end of it, I got my reward. She ran me a warm bath and I finally stopped shivering.

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Now I’m warm, my bladder is empty, and I smell delicious.

And she finally fed me!

-Wolfgang

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entrance to our secret garden

You may have noticed that I have been MIA for a month.  Heme-onc (the pediatric cancer ward) came back to haunt me, and take up all my time.  I’ve been getting through a large coffee every morning and a double-shot espresso every afternoon, and in the evenings I find myself juggling two options: sleeping a full 6 hours, or showering.  As one of my fellow residents tends to say: “It’s not very glamorous.”  I WOULD like to announce, however, that I finally hit the 2 week Sister Patty effect with heme-onc.  Remember how frustrated I was at the beginning of the year when it never came?  It came.  A few months late, but it came!  And now, as my second month of heme-onc comes to an unexpectedly quick close, I realize that so is my first year as a pediatric resident.  And I think I am ready to not be The Intern anymore.  I think.  In celebration of this realization, and of surviving the year I’ve been scared of ever since I decided to become a doctor, Wolfgang and I treated ourselves to a long quiet hike today (which I promptly documented with a few quick iPhone shots).  Did I ever tell you that our quaint little house is in front of a forest?  And that upon stepping outside our front door, you practically walk into a wooded hiking trail (a.k.a.: our secret garden)?  Maybe that’s how Jeffrey and I survived intern year…

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in the door from work, and out the door with Wolfgang for an impromptu hike (in my weekend work attire)

my ever-faithful hiking buddy, boy-scout neck-tie and all…

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“i love this i love this i love this i love this!!!!” -Wolfgang

discovering new flowers… what IS this?

stopping for a quick drink in this freshwater stream, and to take in its relaxing sound

Sorry this took soooooo looooong!  Shame on me!  I hope you all had a splendid weekend!

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I just finished reading the most fantastic book: The Art of Racing in the Rain. It’s about a dog that longs to be human, and about the intricacies of the human experience from the point of view of the dog himself. It’s a sad but beautiful story, wittily narrated by Enzo, a wise canine mutt. It’s a book written not for anybody that’s ever had a pet dog, but for anybody who’s ever thought of their dog as their best friend, partner in crime, and yes, soul-mate. From the ages of 6 to 18, I had one of those soul-mates.

I still remember the night my parents told my brother (because I only had one brother back then) and I that my uncle’s ranch dog had had puppies, and that we would be going over to pick one out that weekend. I was beside myself. A PUPPY! We had tried the puppy thing a year earlier with a beautiful little German Shepherd, but after 2 weeks with it, my dad realized he was blind and returned it to the vet. I was devastated when I got back from kindergarten to realize Rabito was gone. For round two, I would make sure the dog I picked wasn’t blind, deaf, or missing a leg!

We went to the ranch to meet him. His mom was a yellow lab, and she was surrounded by tiny puppies in every color on the spectrum from yellow to black. We picked the blackest male. He was so black he was shiny. Not a single white spot. And I named him Chocolate—Choco, for short.

my brother, showing off our new puppy

I grew up with him. I tumbled around on the ground with him and carried him up to our clubhouse to play. I fell asleep on the grass with my head on his stomach, and I taught him not to eat my pet ducks. He did not leave my side if I went rollerblading out on the street. And when it was raining outside and we let him sleep indoors, he somehow knew to stay in the laundry-room instead of exploring the house he was never allowed into. And he would hold his bladder instead of peeing inside, even though we never house-trained him. He was brilliant.

my pet ducks, not getting eaten by Choco

Once we accidentally left the house and closed the garage door without realizing he had stayed out on the street. When we came home, he was already inside. He ran towards us, barking, and stood between us and the front door to the house. We tried to move him, annoyed that he was making our entrance so difficult, but he would not budge. He refused to let us inside. He barked and barked until we stopped trying to enter and instead paid attention to what he was trying to tell us. He darted down the side of the house, barking until we decided to follow him. We followed him all the way around to the back, and he took us to a broken window leading to our dining room. Someone had broken in. He had seen strangers breaking in, and had jumped over the back wall of the house—which divided our back yard from an empty lot—to defend his territory. We left the house immediately and called my dad, and didn’t go inside of it until my dad (but mostly Choco) had decided it was safe for us to. Brilliant, I tell you!

Another time, my mom sent my brothers (I had two brothers by then) and I to deposit money at the bank. As the bank was only a few blocks from the house, we decided to walk there. The three of us and Choco. Off the leash, of course. He didn’t own a leash. He was a smart dog that did not require leashes… or so we thought. He insisted on coming inside the bank with us. As a compromise, I went in the bank while my brothers waited outside, holding him by the collar. As I waited in line, I all of a sudden heard a high-pitched woman’s voice: “Aaaaay!!! Un perro! Un perro!” My 12 and 5-year-old brothers had been unable to hold down the 60-pound, full-grown black lab, and before I knew it, Choco was running around the bank in a frenzy. People were running, papers were flying, my brothers were chasing him, and I almost peed my pants from laughing so hard. The bank manager came down from his office to inform us that our dog wasn’t allowed in the bank. REALLY?!

Kore, Choco, and I

When I got old enough for boys to start coming over to visit, Choco sat between them and I out on the sidewalk. God forbid they dared get close to me! He was my best friend.

I remember the day I saw him jump over the back wall that divided our backyard from the empty lot, and his legs were no longer strong enough to support his weight or the speed with which he landed. His legs collapsed with the land and he hit his head on the ground. I realized for the first time that he would not be with me forever.

He died several years later, with his head on my lap. And we buried him under the tree of our clubhouse. And I kept his dirty red collar. I never washed it and it still has clumps of his black fur on it. His collar lives with me in Boston now. And sometimes, on nights like these, I still really really miss him.

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❶ a bluejay sunbathing by the bird-feeder ❶

I don’t understand why Jeffrey is so opposed to getting a pet wallaby, especially now that we have a yard for it to hop around in freedom.  I learned on the internet that you can train them to come grocery-shopping with you, and carry your items in their pouch so you don’t have to get a cart……… AWESOME.  I can’t possibly think of a better way to spend $1,200.  But just as he shot my super reasonable idea to the ground, he made up for it by purchasing a large supply of birdseed, and a large supply of wildlife feed.  He scattered the goods all over our yard and when I got back from the hospital—SURPRISE!  He had turned our home into a nursery of accidental pets!  I couldn’t be happier with the little creatures that see me off to work every morning, and join me in the late afternoon as I relax on our hammock.  (Even if they’re not exactly marsupials.)

❷ lesson of the day: chipmunks are the size of a tennis ball ❷

❸ nine little finches sitting on a tree ❸

❹ ittie bittie creepie crawler, hiding from the finches! ❹

❺ squirrel getting ready to pounce on the scattered feast (as soon as my camera and I get out of her face!)  ❺

How much do you like animals???

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On March 23, 2008, a litter of little mini schnauzer puppies was born to the loving couple Gussie Kobea and Cowboy Waltmon.  A few weeks later, I decided that I was ready to get a puppy, and read all about Gussie and Cowboy’s successful pregnancy in the the newpaper’s classified ads.  Immediately, I fell in love with this little boy:

Jeffrey (then my boyfriend) and I called his breeder and set up an appointment for the next day–at 9 pm.  We spent the time before our appointment checking out other puppies, both at the animal shelter and with a series of other breeders.  They were cute, of course, but I wasn’t taking any home with me.  When you get a dog, things have to just click.

9 pm finally arrived, and I rang the breeder’s doorbell.  When she opened the door, a tiny black furry ball/duster-looking thing came running around the far corner towards Jeffrey and I at top speed, tried ineffectively to stop at my feet, and slid across the hardwood floor… slamming against the wall.

Well HELLO, Wolfgang.

There was no question about it, and he’s been ours ever since.  Three years later, he’s as spunky and spaz-tastic as he was the day we met him.  His black fur has since lightened to a perfect charcoal color, and his mustache is much longer and more distinguished-looking.

He does everything with Jeffrey and I, from studying, to camping, to dressing up for Halloween, to taking engagement and wedding pictures.  He’s playful, friendly, obedient, and does not get carsick.  He can chase a lazer for hours, and hold his bladder for as long as I am at work.  He starts barking excitedly as soon as he hears my voice down the hall, and runs to the door when he hears Jeffrey’s car alarm.  He’s perfect.

He is so popular that on his first birthday, all his loved ones (seven busy medical students and one very busy dog-friend) dropped everything they were doing to celebrate his birthday at the dog park!  He even got presents!

When Wolfgang was about a year and half, I began struggling with the fact that he spent so much time alone while I was at school.  Entertaining yourself for 8 to 10 hours a day probably gets lonely for a dog.  I wondered whether a second dog would be a good idea.  Jeffrey declared my idea insane.

One day, after having been on call for 30 hours with no sleep, I found myself at the optometrist’s office.  I needed new glasses.  Coincidentally, there was a little non-profit animal shelter next-door!  “I’ll just go see what they have,” I thought to myself.

Well, still delirious from 30 hours of work with no sleep, I walked out of there with……….. a cat.  And no new glasses.  I’m allergic to cats.  But he was irresistible!  Look at the expression on Wolfgang’s face when he first met his belated birthday present: a pet kitty!

 

Today Wolfgang and Merlin are best friends and partners in crime.  They wrestle, share a little bed, share a bathroom, stare at squirrels on the other side of the window, take turns napping on our laps, have breakfast and dinner together every day, and clean out each others ears.  A better match for Wolfgang really could not have been made had I been fully rested.  As you can imagine, these two entertain us to no end.  And my allergies to Merlin, specifically, have miraculously been completely nonexistent.  If I play with other cats, though, I die.

 

 

 

So thank you for 3 fantastic years, puppy, and may there be MANY more!

Happy 3rd Birthday, Wolfers!

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